Hoth looked real because they hired guys from the Norwegian Reserves to do it, so they knew exactly what the fuck they were doing in setting up a defense and making it look good, Lucasfilms just had to give 'em the props. To be fair, Hollywood does not necessarily know military tactics. Thrawn, Wedge Antilles, Yoda, Giliad Pellaeon, Gail Ackbar, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Garm Bel Iblis Now, more seriously, and in no particular order. So what does he do?Įnd result? Well, let this pirate sum it up:Ĭue Stone's men sneaking up to the pirates and getting the drop on them, commandeering their tanks and getting a ride all the way to the pirate base as a result. Pirate tanks are baring down on his position and his boys didn't have rocket launchers (this isn't Grimderp 40K after all where rocket launchers to the face is considered the polite way to negotiate). The whole mission goes to shit and Jar-Jar Binks ends up in technical command. He and his small squad of troopers are more or less stuck on foot trying to deliver a shipment for a ransom to get Dooku.
This motherfucker right here, CC-5869, Commander Stone. Jar-Jar's clumsiness is devastating, but there's one guy who did better.
